Observer Locker – Can the Cranes Really Overcome Ghana At Namboole?

With the 2015 Afcon qualifier between Uganda and Ghana beckoning, junkies just can’t wait for Saturday, when action gets underway.

Ssekika: Mpozzi Ghana is coming to town this weekend?

Nsimbe: You got that right.

Ssekika: But to do what?

Nsimbe: Of course to play football, what else.

Kiyonga: To humiliate us. There is no way we are surviving.

Nsimbe: You will be surprised when we beat Ghana.

Sebugwawo: Wapi……there is no chance for Uganda against Ghana.

Ssekika: But really Nsimbe, you also think Uganda can do anything against Ghana? You are joking.

Nsimbe: By the way, I am convinced Cranes will win on the weekend.

Ssekika: The funny thing is that although Cranes beat Ghana, they still won’t qualify for the Nations Cup.

Kiyonga: I can assure you, Ghana is coming here to score an avalanche of goals.

Zziwa: But surely, how can Ssekika comment about the Cranes when he knows no football?

Ssekika: You think you know more football than me?

Zziwa: That is what question. A man like you from Bunyoro should never have been allowed to be here in the first place. Haha

Kiggundu: But let us not marginalize Ssekika. He may have his g views about the game.

Kiyonga: Ssekika is right. Cranes will be battered by Ghana.

Kiggundu: The funny thing is that Cranes will surprise us by winning when we least expect them to.

Mbanga: Don’t tell us. Cranes just brings us pain.

Baranga: Naye ddala you people still have hope in the Cranes?

Mwesigwa: For me I lost hope in Cranes.

Kabuye: The same way I have given up on Liverpool.

Nsimbe: Kabuye, you have now followed Ssemujju Nganda who left Arsenal?

Atusiimire: By the way, football can cause one a heartache and pressure.

Kiyonga: You weak hearts aren’t supposed to be in football.

Mbanga: Why don’t you join Chelsea where there is no pain?

Kiggundu: You people amuse me. How can you quit your team because it’s losing?

Atusiimire: Man, that Swansea loss was too much to take. It really hurt.

Ssozi: By the way, this season is proving to be hard for every team.

Nsimbe: It’s really going to be an unpredictable season.

Lumu: But Atusiimire, why don’t you just return to your favoured hobby of raring cattle?

Source : The Observer

Leave a Reply


NASCAR to Resume Season May 17 with 7 Races in 10 Days

NASCAR announced Thursday that it will resume its season without fans starting May 17 at Darlington Raceway in South Carolina with the premier Cup Series racing three more times in a 10-day span. NASCAR joins the UFC as the first major sports organizations to announce specific return to play plans since the coronavirus pandemic shut […]

South African Gymnast Going for More than Gold in Tokyo Olympics

JOHANNESBURG – South African gymnast Caitlin Rooskrantz is going for the gold and more. She wants to put gymnastics on the South African athletic map. Elite gymnastics is uncommon in this part of the world, and is dwarfed in popularity by sports like…